aleae: miss-afro-ninja: she doesnt even know it yet… oh my god
  • me: better check my phone for texts from friends
  • me: *checks phone*
  • me: better get some friends

assiest:

why do people have to get ready for bed?

i’m always ready for bed

(via i-care-so-much)

bedazzledvajazzle:

this whole being awake thing isn’t working out

(via regaininglife)

boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces

(via highh-expectati0ns)
miyomo: is that a fossil
collegehumor: Here’s a Stretch You Can Do if You’ve Been on the Computer Too Long What? No I’m just having a LOT of trouble stretching my neck